The doctors as bad ex-boyfriends. A list.
Here is a very important list of the Doctors as bad ex-boyfriends:
- Will abduct you AND THEN complain about you coming along.
- Might be homeless, is definitely unemployed, very probably in trouble with authorities. A walking disaster you cannot let near anything or he will destroy it. You suspect it's all a clever ploy to avoid responsibility. It's working.
- Is always too busy with some important research to do ANY of the housework. 100% expects you to bring him coffee when he is working.
- His Tinder profile says "fun and adventurous" what it means is erratic and reckless. DO NOT let him "fix" your computer.
- He thinks a quirky accessory is a good replacement for a personality. It isn't. Will patiently explain to you why he is right about .... everything.
- Is either full of unearned confidence or suffering under crippling self-doubt. A drama queen, manages to make EVERYTHING about him
- He always has an elaborate plan for everything, including your life. He will never tell you what it is though.
- He is convinced he is in love with you, it is actually Nightingale Syndrome.
- You thought him being dark and tortured by his past was exciting. Then you found out that his past included war crimes,
- You get whiplash from the mood swings and a headache from the constant, uninterrupted talking.
- Is always late. Sometimes years. Also you suspect he is married, but he refuses to give you a straight answer. He might be unsure of it himself.
- Definitely going through a midlife crisis. It is not pretty.