She was confused by some of my more German English:
Whut? Is this a German idiom? I don‘t get it.
I think... I don‘t know what you mean by this really.
I also seem to be making up words
This isn‘t a standard word. What is this meant to mean? People who own yachts?
This is not a word. I don’t really know what you mean?
Sometimes I capitalise, sometimes I don't
You should be consistent.
Shouldn't I know that, being German and all
No c in Bismarck?
Sometimes all she could comment was: