How come that in every country that I'm in I end up listening to an American giving a bit speech about what the country is doing wrong and how it could be done better?

Last month I had a moment of being an exceedingly good person and gave a homeless person I was talking to my mobile phone. He had told me about life on the street and I had been impressed with his resourcefulness which included "stealing" electricity from McDonalds (I approve) and converting an old road salt container to a storage space. We talked about the difficulties involved with having no address and I told him I had been surprised that even for buying a prepaid sim card I would have to give my address. He said he had a sim card, but no phone, which made it hard for him to get more jobs (he is doing occasional jobs, such as repairing bikes). So I gave him my old phone.
Yesterday it was a birthday of a friend. She also was a bit upset, because she had had a fight with her boyfriend and was eager to have a girls evening. When I wanted to call her in the evening I noticed that her number had not been saved on my sim card, but on the phone now living somewhere on the street in Bonn. Therefore I could not be there for my friend at her birthday. Thinking about the causality in this story, I concluded that the universe auto corrected itself, after I did a good dead it made sure I would fail somewhere else. Thus I concluded that I have to be more careful with being nice as it might have disastrous consequences.

Today was Good Friday and in Germany dancing is prohibited by law on this day. So me and Juta did this:

Because religious laws are stupid.

I was late for work today... But it is my birthday and instead of telling me off the punch-in clock wished me a robotic happy birthday. I also got a birthday sms and special offer from shell (the gas station) today, though I don't have a car (nor do I know why they have my number or know when my birthday is)